breaking dawn and harry and the potters

breaking dawn tonight!!! i'm excited, but definetly not as excited as i was for any of the harry potters. i've been hearing some funny fake spoilers, too, this is a convo in yahoo answers:
random person: i hear bella gets pregnant!
random weirdo: WTF edward's an incubus?
i had to look that up on wikipedia, and it says: "In Western medieval legend, an incubus (plural incubi) is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them."
HOLY CRAP THAT'S HILARIOUS. i almost wish edward was that, just because everything would get quite funny.
"some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold penis" edward is cold- he's a vampire. can he be BOTH?!
ok. i really do hope that by some weird twist all that is true. that would ruin the books, of course, but the fangirls would get really upset, and they're creepy. i don't really like any of the characters. team jacob? no he's a loser. team edward? no he's a creeper and a stalker and also a loser. bella's not in love with him- she's obsessed with him! TEAM ERIC YORKIE. eric, at least, i can give a break. he's not quite mike newton level creepy, and if he was better groomed he'd be good.
the release party should be fun, though!

TOMORROW.
HARRY AND THE POTTERS!
now, hatp are definetly not my favorite wrock band (my favorites are: ministry of magic, marked as his equal, oliver boyd and the rememberalls, roonil wazlib, the moaning myrtles, and the parselmouths), but they're pretty cool. and i've never been to a wrock concert!